Surveying Funeral Home Prices
Fall '06 Price Survey
Be a GPL Detective
The Most Frequently Asked Question
Cooperating Mortuaries Wanted
A Special FCAI Annual Meeting
Planning a Saint's Funeral
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SURVEYING FUNERAL HOME PRICES
One of our periodic tasks is to survey funeral providers in our area and report to the membership (as well as the general public) what we find. Our summary gives only a tiny glimpse of the world of General Price Lists (GPLs), however. We report the prices for minimal services and no goods, for "direct cremation" and "immediate burial." The prices shown do not include a casket, or a container for the cremation process, nor do they include any "visitation," funeral or memorial service provided by the business.
In other words, the prices are all "and up." If you want the deluxe package (not likely if you're reading the FCAI newsletter), you can pay many times the minimum. Add a handsome, brand-name casket to a direct cremation, and even though there will still be no attendant, rites or ceremonies, you can burn (literally!) several thousand dollars more.
It was the exorbitant cost of funeral goods and services that led consumers to demand action of the Federal Trade Commission, and for that agency to create The Funeral Rule, requiring funeral establishments to provide you with a GPL. The Rule's specific requirements help you to understand what you're buying, and to compare prices. The Rule isn't particularly complicated, but surprisingly few providers manage to meet the letter of it, much less its intent: to clearly describe what's being sold, and for what price.
We do appreciate the 19 businesses that responded to our mailed requests, as the law does not require them to respond by mail (or email), only to hand-deliver a GPL to anyone coming to their place of business. We're disappointed to receive no response from 50 businesses in the state.
We have been surveying the south-central and southeast biannually, and the southwest annually. This year, we sent requests to the more than 70 businesses listed in the Idaho Bureau of Occupational Licensing's database, including those in central and north Idaho. If we receive additional GPLs, updates or corrections after our print deadline, we will keep our website up-to-date. You can help:
BE A GPL DETECTIVE
If you visit an Idaho funeral establishment not listed in our survey because they didnít respond to our inquiry, we invite you to request a General Price List from them, and share it with us. Mail us a copy, or send an email with the prices for the two packages shown (with no container, urn, or casket included). For direct cremation, do verify that the crematory fee is included. If the GPL doesn't state that it is, we assume that the fee is "extra" and will be added to the package price.
(If you want to take your sleuthing to the next level, download a copy of our Funeral Rule Checklist and see how well the Funeral Home did at meeting the requirements.)
THE MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION
When we update our price survey, many members look up our cooperating mortuary and want to know: Why doesn't Accent have the lowest price?
The answer is that they do offer FCAI members the lowest price. The current contract price for members is $630 for direct cremation, and $655 for immediate burial. Having customers who know what they want (and what they don't want), and who are better prepared, including assembling the information for the death certificate on the "Putting My House in Order" form, gives them a cost savings that they can pass on to us.
COOPERATING MORTUARIES WANTED
We want to extend the geographic reach of our services to members, and better serve more of Idaho. Our existing cooperating mortuary, Accent Funeral Home in Meridian, is close to the majority of our membership here in southwest Idaho. While Accent can serve the far reaches of central and southeast Idaho, the cost for them to retrieve remains can become a significant portion of the total bill. The FCAI member rate is currently $1/mile for the one-way distance, but expect this to go up with increasing fuel costs. (Their non-member charge is $1.50/mile; $1.50-1.75 is typical, but some providers charge $2/mile or more beyond a local 35-50 mile radius.)
If you've had a positive experience with a funeral home in other parts of the state, and think they may be sympathetic to our organization's purpose of helping people obtain simple, dignified and affordable funeral goods and services, please let us know, by telephone, mail or email.
A SPECIAL FCAI ANNUAL MEETING
It's a good while until spring, but it's not too early to put this event on your calendar: our next annual meeting, on Saturday, May 12, 2007.
Josh Slocum, Executive Director of the national Funeral Consumers Alliance will be our guest speaker. We're excited about the chance to bring a prominent consumer advocate to Boise, and to energize the work of our Alliance in southern Idaho. The national FCA monitors funeral industry trends, helps expose abuses, and advocates for legal and regulatory reform where it's needed. The FCA provides a clearinghouse for information to us and to more than 100 affiliates around the country, always ready to provide advice and guidance.
Please consider a contribution to your Alliance to help to make this special event happen. Josh's travel expenses (from FCA's home in Vermont) are our responsibility; we'll stretch our budget as best we can, but your specific donations toward defraying the expense will help keep us financially sound.
PLANNING A SAINT'S FUNERAL SERVICE
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh told a story of three Chinese mystics, friends known as the laughing saints. Often together, the three men begged for their dinner and paid in songs, dances and jokes that left everyone around them feeling better.
After many years, one of the three saints died. The village people sent word to the dead man's friends, who showed up laughing, clapping their hands and dancing a few steps, as usual. The villagers were shocked. Shouldn't you show some respect for your dear friend, they asked? Now is the time to wash his body, dress him in better clothes, and burn his body respectfully.
"No, no," protested one friend. "Change nothing, please."
"Our friend made his wishes known to us. He wanted us to celebrate in his style, celebrate our happy memories and the laughter he gave us," said the other.
And so the villagers honored the dead man's wishes. They built a pyre and stood around it together, sadly. At the same time, the saint's two friends waited as if they were expecting something. Would the saint awake, walk out of the fire? Would his spirit be manifest to all of them?
It was. There was a burst of explosions, light and crackles and booms. The dying man had stuffed his clothing with fireworks, and suddenly there was Diwali! A feast of lights! The two friends laughed and started dancing and everyone joined them.
Thanks to Jeanette Ross for this version of the story.